News & Events
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
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Marisa Miller recently attended the "Maxim Magazine's" Hot 100 party. She's obviously one of those hundred. As a matter of fact, judging my these pictures, I'm surprised the other ninety-nine even bothered to show their faces!
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
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Marisa Miller will be starring in the upcoming Puddle of Mudd music video for their soon to be released single. I don't remember what this band sounds like but who cares right? I'm sure Marisa will be clothed in the manner befitting an alternarock vixen. I can't wait!
Here are some photos from the photoshoot. I'll put up the video when it's done.
 
Sunday, February 24, 2008
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Ever wonder how Marisa got in such great shape for her recent "Sports Illustrated" cover shoot? Beating people's asses of course! Here is a video of her discussing her boxing regiment. Jesus Christ. Do not push this girl.
Friday, December 14, 2007
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Well Marisa Miller is now a Victoria's Secret model. She did it! Don't believe me? Pffft. How dare you. If I had proof I'd wipe that smug smile off of your face. Oh, wait, what is this? I DO have proof. Here are some photos, and a video. Read 'em and weep. Tears of joy my friends. Tears of joy.
 
Friday, August 24, 2007
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Someone unleash the dogs! This kid named Jessie attended an ESPN Superbowl party armed only with a microphone and a refined sense of "wit". It was all going fine until he got to our lovely Marisa then tried to make her look stupid. I'll show you acting kid!
She looks great though, and Trey Wingo made me laugh for some reason.
Marisa was recently chosen to represent Victoria's Secret as the covergirl for their Fall and Winter catalogs. Congratulations double M! Finally, I have another reason to sneak into the magazine rack in my girlfriend's bathroom. I haven't been this excited since the 2002 spring Delia's catalog.
Here is what it looks like. Go online and order one now. It's free because they want you to use it to order lots of bras and underwear.
  
Monday, August 06, 2007
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It's August 6th and you know what that means....It's Marisa Miller's birthday! Join me in wishing madam hotness the very best as she enters her 29th year of life. Also, here is to hoping we will be married by her 30th year of life. A boy can dream can't he??
Friday, July 27, 2007
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Usually I don't post something just to show a photo, but for the love of God do Apple need to catch wind of this photograph and plan an entire ad campaign around the lovely Ms. Miller. It sure would beat that horrible commercial I see thirty times a day for the iPhone. You know the one. It shows a hand doing fast and amazing stuff on the phone while a pleasant and unoffensive tune plays in the background. Boring. Since the iPhone's screen is touch sensitive what they ought to do is just plaster this photo in subway stops everywhere and just say like "iPhone-Wanna touch?".
I'd still wait until the thing cost half as much with five times the storage but still, I'd respect their foresight in pandering to the world's horny males.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
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Marisa appeared in this month's issue of the UK mag "Red". Here is a link to all pertinently hot photos:
http://www.celebritysnap.com/celebrities/marisa-miller-red-magazine-uk-july-2007/
Inexplicably, Callista Flockhart is on the cover and not Marisa Miller. That's like advertising for pig's feet when you have delicious steaks in the back. Also, if you subscribe to this magazine they send you a bottle of this weird stuff:
You Brits are strange. That said, I want some.
Get in your time machines and check out this clip from wayyyy back in 2004. Marisa interviews with Craig Kilborn and he fawns over her like a twelve year old who just discovered Cinemax porn. Lets see, what else happened in 2004?
Well John Kerry won the Democratic nomination and then lost the one for the presidency. My wife convinced me to go Nader again.
My wife dumped me, citing my obsession with internet supermodels as a reason. As if.
Ronald Reagan died. I managed to use that to get some post break-up sex out of the ex-missus. She loved Ronnie.
That Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake boob thing. I had her boob as a screensaver on my computer. She hated that.
Well here is the clip. I'm going to go call my ex-wife and hang up now:
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